When a technical question on a hinky bit of software led me to the company’s on-line assistance chat room, I got this wondrous message:
Analyst Moses is here to assist you.
Oh, man, I’ve been waiting for this all my adult life. I’ve got so many questions. Where shall I begin?
Moses brought me back into the here and now of software technical support, but for just a minute, there, I thought maybe I had synced with some heavenly circuit.
But wait, you say, what about the Big Red Ants?
A blog stats report – not that I look at those, ahem – revealed this morning that someone reached this blog by searching for. . .
Big Red Ants that Cry in Missouri
Why do they cry in Missouri? Do they cry anywhere else?
I’ll bet Analyst Moses could answer that cosmic question.